reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

View text
  • 1 minute ago
  • 84155

writtenly:

Why do I have to be so socially awkward? I just want friends. BE MY FRIEND

View text
  • 1 minute ago
  • 148800

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

View text
  • 1 minute ago
  • 818040

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 818040
View photo
  • 5 hours ago
  • 79464

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 601851

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

image

"my ass"

open 24 hours
View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 178897

whatokay:

i love kissing so much how it can be soft and romantic or hard and passionate or lazy and sleepy or affectionate and then it’s like you like the person and they like you because you are kissing and it’s just you two and you can close your eyes and there will be nothing in the world except that

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 153160
View photo
  • 5 hours ago
  • 944161
View photo
  • 5 hours ago
  • 1600
View photo
  • 5 hours ago
  • 97325

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 154963

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 70607

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 444864

Become friends with people who aren’t your age. Hang out with people whose first language isn’t the same as yours. Get to know someone who doesn’t come from your social class. This is how you see the world. This is how you grow.

note to self  (via koreyan)
View quote
  • 5 hours ago
  • 322552
x